Good ebening – it’s El Clasico! And look who is here! I played for Real here in Spain…
Ronaldo is my name-o!
R-o-n-a-l-d-o – R-o-n-a-l-d-o
– I just popped in to say hello! Was it something I said? El Clasico is not the same…
In fact it’s kind of lame-o!
L-A-M-E-O Great save, YES TIBO!
0-0 half-time, #eltragico Right, that does it!
In case of an emergency, Break Glass! I play for Real once again!
It’s time to win this game-o! Real 1-0! Thanks to Rona- I mean Vinicius! Real 1-0!
Youngest scorer in el Clasico – haha! What looking Leo? – I didn’t know Vinicius had a thick Madeiran accent…
– Poor L-e-o had a sh*t game – What?
– It was such a shame-o
L-M-F-A-O! – Today there was no Magico. Haha!
– That voice is really familiar… – The game was won all thanks to me!
– Here comes Mariano! – Who?
– M-a-r-i-A-n-o – I think I’ve broken L-e-o
– I’ve never heard of you, Mariano – but any enemy of Messi is a friend of mine